Total Medals Earned: 465 (From 163 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/290 points)
Five Love Taps
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/310 points)
Jump to a really far away platform
Get hit 5 times in 5 seconds
Come back 5 seperate times to play
Get a score of 15,000
Fall really far but don't die
Fall to your death
Play one round collecting only coins. Get three.
Attain 25,000 points in one round
Garner 50,000 points in one round
Gather 1,000,000 points in total
Climb 10,000 pixels without taking damage
Vaporize 75 globs of goo on your forcefield
Climb 7,500 pixels with the lowest amount of health possible
Get hit by goo of every color in one round
Get one hundred THOUSAND points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 9/100 (45/500 points)
Find it to unlock it!
The sales pitch!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Follow me at Twitter.
Check out Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets