Special Thanks to Kalar for writing it out. If you have only a few endings to go then by all means look here. Otherwise leave it a mystery it's more fun that way!

Key tip for Mashing Games - Don't be a tryhard, make sure your x key actually goes all the way back up too.
(I have it checking for key down and then key up, so if you go too fast it might not register)
also make sure the flash window is active... if you click on the flash game anywhere that should make it active.

Key tip for Typing Games - Spaces are necessary, and I allowed you to press shift if you have a tendency to do so.

Key tip for Sequence games - The order of appearance is key, not left to right always.

Female Endings (Don't Tap X at all during intro scene)
1. Take Left Toy -> Let Time Run Out
2. Take Left Toy -> Hit Heart with Needle
3. Take Right Toy -> Let Time Run Out -> Let Time Run Out
4. Take Right Toy -> Let Time Run Out -> Beat the challenge
5. Take Right Toy -> Beat the Challenge

Bi-Gender Endings (Tap X during intro scene but don't win)
6. Don't Wiggle (Die)
7. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Let Time Run Out -> Let Time Run Out
8. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Let Time Run Out -> Type Sentence
9. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Hit X when eyes are half-open -> Let Time Run Out
10. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Hit X when eyes are half-open -> Beat the challenge
11. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Hit X when eyes are fully open -> Let Time Run Out
12. Wiggle a little (Not too much) -> Hit X when eyes are fully open -> Make the shot when hands are high
13. Wiggle too much -> Don't punch (Gives another achievement) -> Scratch-off Left
14. Wiggle too much -> Punch when guard is up -> Scratch-off Right
15. Wiggle too much -> Punch when guard is down -> Don't tap X
16. Wiggle too much -> Punch when guard is down -> Hit X enough times

Male Endings (Hit X enough times in the intro scene, can be difficult)
17. Don't tap X at all -> Let time run out
18. Don't tap X at all -> Beat the challenge
19. Tap X but don't win -> CHOOSE A LINE and fail the sentence -> Let time run out
20. Tap X but don't win -> CHOOSE A LINE and fail the sentence -> Beat the challenge
21. Tap X but don't win -> "I play the guitar" and type the sentence -> Miss the high-five
22. Tap X but don't win -> "I play the guitar" and type the sentence -> Hit the high-five
23. Tap X but don't win -> "You girls are pretty" and type the sentence
24. Tap X and win -> Don't type anything -> Let time run out
25. Tap X and win -> Don't type anything -> Beat the challenge
26. Tap X and win -> Fail the sentence -> Tails
27. Tap X and win -> Fail the sentence -> Heads
28. Tap X and win -> Type the sentence -> Let time run out
29. Tap X and win -> Type the sentence -> Beat the challenge (This one is worth 100 points!)

Corrosponding Medals!

1. The Naked Mile*
2. I ain't sayin' you a golddigger*
3. Mutually Assured Destruction
4. Blind Runner*
5. Puppy Love*
6. Dead Mutant Baby
7. The Dr. Phil Tango
8. Daytime Tv Trio*
9. Meet Joe Black
10. Nice Save!*
11. 30 Rock Date*
12. HomeRun!
13. Big Mouth!
14. The Amazing Quadrupede! *
15. Self-Consumed Donut
16. Shoop Da Whoop!*
17. The Man Who Owns Time*
18. Human Appliance
19. Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman
20. My Hero.*
21. 100 MPH SPANK!
22. Ultimate Velocity Five!*
23. Mee-Yow!
24. Hellfire Injection
25. FYI YOU'RE A SPY*
26. Tails Never Fails*
27. Hide N Seek
28. Dressing in Drag
29. GODLIKE!*

* are good endings in my opinion