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FrozenFire
I'm an old fart who farts.

Matt @FrozenFire

Age 32, Male

Graphic Designer

Texas A&M University

Houston, TX

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Why are cumshots so popular in porn?

Well, Mark-er, at the end of any sexual intercourse there is the natural tendency to release your semen. (unless you have a medical condition that prevents this)

In porn, when the man decides he is finished having dirty hardcore sex with the girl he just met 40 minutes prior to the filming, he releases his semen too! Instead of releasing inside the girl and bringing a bastard child into this world, the man pulls out and releases on her face. This part of the film is left in the porno because some men find it arousing, and this is why it is so popular.

Porn in general is 90% of the internet's bandwidth so it's REALLY popular.

Why are nearly all launch-upgrade Flash games popular?

Launch upgrade games give the player a sense of discovery, luck, and progression. There is no real challenge or failure which encourages them to keep playing. Casual gamers don't want a seriously difficult game, I've found the simplest games get the most traffic.

Ahh, thank you for your answer. But I have just one more question; why are black women so UNpopular with men?

*BBL* keep posting questions they will be answered unless they are dumb.

Why are harshly autotuned vocals so popular?

Originally pioneered by Cher, the use of Autotune has been increasingly popular since. Current rappers find they have (in their personal opinion) a good rhyme they wanna "throw down", but run into the issue of "I'm fucking terrible at carrying a pitch"

So the rap industry has been using Autotune as a crutch to assist their "musicians" to produce much needed vocal tuning. This music is extremely popular so therefore autotune is popular. T Pain likes it bro.

Why is Holland popular?

Who?

Why are DLCs so popular? (Even the ones that come out at the same time as the game itself, dammit, Just put it in the damn game!)

Downloaded Content is usually additional gameplay that the developer wants you to purchase for their efforts. Sometimes they give it for free, other times they just want to be dicks and make you pay for more than you should.

The fact that players always desire more is the reason for their popularity.

Why is pie popular?

Pie is fun to eat, stick your dick in, and use in wacky comedy films

Why are rappers popular?

I have no fucking Idea. Old school rap/hiphop was so much better

Why am i NOT popular?

You need to get a little better and you will be a star!
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE SPORT!

Why are furries popular? *cringe*

I believe furries originated from anime. Shows like Inuyasha have creature like people who are considered attractive depictions. Anime is popular therefore these "hot" animals follow and porn is VERY popular so these animals do sex n shit.

Why Internet memes are popular?

You assist them yourself Sonucais :)
The memes are fads, they are like rolling snowballs that just gain momentum as they roll downhill.. eventually they hit the bottom and no one cares anymore once the big ball of snow melts away.

When first discovered, they are popular. Eventually they just die.

Why is Gradium not popular? :(

Crashed Landing was better :)

Why is popularity popular?

People like being popular no matter how much they pretend they dont.
EVERYONE WANTS TO BE RECOGNIZED.

Why is Spazkid popular?

I personally find spazkid to be hilarious, his movies about dicks and jokes involving current happenings of the online community are pretty great. Not everyone appreciates his methods but he still has a strong skill of animation and storytelling that keeps his dick rock hard.

People like rock hard dicks. 'Specially round n'ya in these parts.

Why is stupid so popular?

Stupid girls are easy targets for horny guys.
Stupid guys are jerks to compensate for their lack of intelligence, which is attractive to horny girls.

Stupidity = sex = popular

Why is wonchop popular?

:P I'm surprised nobody asked that yet, unless my "find" browser function broke..

He's got a tween style that manages to still look pretty decent. Narwhals was my favorite of his movies but personally I don't see him cranking too much out especially as of late. Not sure why he was targeted specifically in that post.

I thank you for this post Frozenfire, it has been very enlightening

lol

It is fun to express myself over the interwebs.

Why am I popular?

Your latest song has two listens and votes both by you.
NULL.

Why is Wade Fulp so popular?

Wade Fulp is a beast. A force of Nature.
He don't do shit but he got a nice dick.

Why is Minecraft popular?

Building blocks have been around for ages, this is simply the online collaborative version of them. Whether you are a child or a naked fat 34 yr old virgin you can take yourself back to the sandbox and make a cool mario out of colored bricks.

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